Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.
Cody, drunk: Obi-Wan’s eyes are so fucking beautiful. He’s the most gorgeous man I have ever met. Force, I think I’m in love with him. Don’t tell him I said that, okay?
Obi-Wan, blushing and covering his face: O-okay
let's face it, Obi-Wan is only a stickler for the rules in comparison to Anakin. this guy thought lightsaber nunchucks were cool as a teenager and jumping out of politicians windows was cool as an adult. he regularly sasses the chancellor of the republic. he saw Anakin and Padmé being super obvious and decided it was none of his business. he sits pussy facing the world in important meetings. hes's a lonely single in your area. he won one (1) fight against a sith lord and decided they were his speciality despite getting his ass handed to him by Dooku multiple times. he's annoying on purpose as a battle strategy. every man he meets desires him carnally and he doesn't notice. he puts one foot on Han Solos ship and is like "damn bitch you live like this" despite having spent 20 years in a desert hole. he gets himself killed to one-up Vader one last time. he's winning the idgaf war
Obi-Wan when Oddball is about get blown up:
A+ for Jedi-ness. Top tier professionalism.
Obi-Wan when Cody is about to get blown up:
A+ for heroics to save your husband commander. Because Obi-Wan is totally normal about his commander. Very normal, very professional.
bro was foaming at the mouth
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name
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Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.
